You try to keep it to yourself but it comes out on its own no matter who you are with. It does not follow decorum nor does it have any diplomatic protocol. Once it is out, it announce its presence to everybody no matter what. If the FBI and the CIA have secrets, the fart is exactly their opposite. It does not have any secret at all.
You cannot prevent its formation just as we cannot do anything with the weather. Yes we know there are signs of its coming. Not written in the Bible of course, but what we have eaten previously is the de facto precursors and the messenger of its coming like John the Baptist.
When it comes, it comes no matter who you are. Deodorants, anal plugs, sanitizers and atomic bombs do not prevent its coming. Some may come with silencers but otherwise they come with bravura exhaust pipes and Lamborgini howitzers.
Some jokers employ or mask its coming with hits like "this ugly rats" and "damn dog farting ". They don't make any. Well, Eddie Murphy made a killing on farting.
So, what do you do when you accidentally release a fart? Pretend its not yours? Prevent yourself tilting on one side to allow its escape undetected? Or you just simply smile and make yourself the subject of the joke. hahahahaha
You cannot prevent its formation just as we cannot do anything with the weather. Yes we know there are signs of its coming. Not written in the Bible of course, but what we have eaten previously is the de facto precursors and the messenger of its coming like John the Baptist.
When it comes, it comes no matter who you are. Deodorants, anal plugs, sanitizers and atomic bombs do not prevent its coming. Some may come with silencers but otherwise they come with bravura exhaust pipes and Lamborgini howitzers.
Some jokers employ or mask its coming with hits like "this ugly rats" and "damn dog farting ". They don't make any. Well, Eddie Murphy made a killing on farting.
So, what do you do when you accidentally release a fart? Pretend its not yours? Prevent yourself tilting on one side to allow its escape undetected? Or you just simply smile and make yourself the subject of the joke. hahahahaha
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