Wednesday, October 24, 2012

SPARE SOME FOR SEX

A patient was being wheeled into the operating room suite with the doctor on her side. She was to undergo MODIFIED RADICAL MASTECTOMY or the removal of her entire breast for cancer. Before the team could enter the sterile room, her Chinese husband came rushing breathless and pulled the doctor over the side and murmured:
"Please, Doc, can I ask a favor before you do the surgery?"
" What is it, retorted the doctor, " I am in a hurry."
"Can you spare some of her breast for sex?

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